anal sneezes are cute as shit
sorry iphone the word i was looking for was “animal” sneezes better luck next time
this is not what i want to be remembered for
feeling your computer getting slower though the years is one of the most heartbreaking things ever
I don’t get why any of you even like me at all but I have a feeling it might be because I’m a beautiful hilarious effervescent model with a great personality
the simpsons series finale is going to be the biggest tv event in history
It’s important to make friendships that are deeper than gossiping and drinking and smoking and going out.
Make friends who you can go get breakfast with, make friends you can cry with, make friends who support your life goals and believe in you.